About Oskar J. W. Hansen

Oskar J. W. Hansen is known for his prominent public sculptures at Hoover Dam and the Yorktown Victory Monument.

Beyond those two important federal government commissions, little research exists about Oskar’s art or his life.

Oskar’s fascinating—but never told—life story includes archeological expeditions, world-famous artists, connections to 9 US Presidents, alien theories, a broken family, astrophysical discoveries, and a Holy Grail quest. Below are some highlights from his life.

1892

Oskar J. W. Hansen Born

Oskar is born March 9, 1892 in the remote fishing village of Oksnes, Norway to unwed mother Josefine Maximiliane Johannesen. Baker Herman Hansen is listed as Oskar’s father on his birth certificate but Oskar reports his father is King Oscar II of Norway & Sweden, who was notorious for impregnating women while touring the country.

Oskar Fostered at Klo Farm

When Oskar was 5 or 6 his parents moved away from Oksnes, leaving him in the care of Fredrik & Kelmme Lund where Oskar attends school and church, and helps on the Lund’s farm.

c. 1898
c. 1899

Viking Island Adventure

As a 7-year-old boy, Oskar and a friend steal a boat, sail out to a remote ocean island, discover lost Viking treasure, then almost die in an orca whale attack on their journey home.

Global Explorer (and Mercenary?)

c. 1905–1910
1911–1918

World War I Hero

Woodrow Wilson Coat

Marries First Wife, “Minnie” Brubaker and Becomes US Citizen

1916
1917

First Child, Herman Hansen, Dies in Infancy

Second Child, Homer Hansen, Born

1918
1920

Third Child, Philip Hansen, Born

Fourth Child, Beatrice Hansen, Born

1923
c. 1925

Divorces Minnie Brubaker

Marries Second Wife Vernie Ethel Connelly

1926
1927

Publishes Short Story “Chien-Mi-Lo” with First Published Images of Sculpture

Publishes Multiple Home-Decor Tutorials in “Popular Mechanics”

1927–1938
1929

Important Midwest Sculpture Commissions

Minneapolis Rand Tower “Wings”
Hinsdale War Memorial
Bust of Nobel Laureate Albert Michelson

Marries Third Wife, Mary Beatty & Fifth Child, Kar Hansen, Born

Michelson as best man

1929
1930–1931

Chicago-Area Sculptures

Leif Erikson Memorial & Norway Diplomacy

Herbert Hoover

1933–1936
1935–1938

Hoover Dam Sculptures

FDR
Star Map

Friendships with Famous Mystics

c 1920s–1940s
1937

Buys 350-acre Pantops Mountain, previously owned by Thomas Jefferson

Sixth Child, Alex Hansen, Born

1942
1948

Designs 30+ Leaf Trays for Virginia Metalcrafters

US Government Gives Oskar World’s Oldest Seeds to Grow in His Pantops Greenhouse

1953
1951–1958

Years-Long Battle Between Oskar and the US Government over Yorktown Monument

Oskar Submits Geophysical Research Report on WMDs and the Earth’s Core to the US Navy

1953
1957

Oskar Testifies to Congress Against Eisenhower’s Military Policy in the Middle East

US Congress Fights to Award Oskar a Presidential Medal

1961–1967
c. 1958–1963

Oskar Obtains World’s Finest Aquamarine Gems to Carve a Priceless Holy Grail

Fighting Bankruptcy, Oskar Sells Holy Grail & Pantops Mountain to Victor Orsinger

1963
1964

Victor Orsinger Arrested for Stealing Millions of Dollars from a Convent of Nuns

Oskar Publishes Autobiography “Beyond the Cherubim”

1964
1965

Oskar Assists in Reglazing Hoover Dam Sculptures

Oskar Dies in Virginia

1971